20 Facts and Lesser Facts

1. Eye am a writer.
2. I am an optimist trapped in a pessimistic vessel.
3. I enjoy days when it rains hard and I’ve nothing better to do than stay indoors.
4. I do things to make other people happy but they just don’t know it yet.
5. I look for answers where they’ve already been found.
6. I laugh at things I shouldn’t.
7. I see darkness in the brightest corners.
8. I have things I can’t forget and things I can’t remember.
9. I once interviewed a prostitute who provides sexual assistance to severely disabled men.
10. I am glad the world is not the way the Daily Mail wishes us to believe.
11. I am an unrealistic obnoxious dreamer.
12. I am polite and friendly.
13. I remember the people who forget me.
14. I can’t touch foam.
15. I dance every 3 to 4 years.
16. I am taking my time to find my feet.
17. I would like to meet David Bowie.
18. I am coming to terms with life being one big contest.
19. I am not sure if I want to win.
20. I occasionally use ‘eye’ in place of ‘I’ as it’s all how I see things at the end of the day.